You don’t need a prison wife to appreciate the week’s green news. (Last week: Broad City.)

Bill McKibben wants you to get arrested (for climate change, natch):

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Obama is finally releasing big new climate regulations:

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Congress member thinks duct tape is enough to fix an oil spill:

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Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak tweets “Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists”:

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More than 330 babies were named Kale in 2013:

North Carolina GOP wants to jail anyone who reveals what’s in fracking fluid: