Grist List
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Look how depressing The Lion King’s opening would be without the animals
This video from Greenpeace Netherlands ruins everyone’s fun by removing most of the life from "Circle of Life."
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Sharks are now tweeting to warn nearby swimmers
Ideally, the tweets would say something like “It’s me, Jaws! I’m rapidly approaching Laguna Beach! GET OUT THA WAY.”
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This is the weirdest bike helmet you’ll see all day
Do you want to frighten fellow cyclists? Maybe make them think an eagle is having its birthday party on your head?
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Sorry to harsh your mellow, but dolphins aren’t regularly getting high on pufferfish
The internet is, like, SO EXCITED that dolphins are JUST like us: Not only do they get Starbucks and pump their own gas, but they get high too! Yyyyyeah not so much.
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Super-rich Californians formed a nonprofit to protest bad smells
Wouldn’t it be cool if the hella-wealthy were as concerned about air pollution from their SUVs as they are about stink from sea lions?
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8 million acres of China’s farmland are too polluted to grow food
The area's about the same size as Belgium.
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New York developer tears down a huge, productive community garden in the middle of the night
The city leased the land to a developer to build a concert venue.
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These piglets glow in the dark
Scientists in China transferred jellyfish DNA into pigs.
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Now you can plant your garden by firing a shotgun into the ground
Nothing says “contemplative Sunday afternoon” like walking around your backyard with a firearm.
