If you have $65,000 in cash and LOVE Willie (Nelson!), hurry up and bid on this Willie Nelson Band ’83 tour bus by midnight! Oops, did we mention it only gets 7 miles per gallon? Maybe just use it as your tiny house

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The Village Voice and Gawker unearthed a Craigslist post selling the automatic diesel Eagle bus that undoubtedly saw a whole lot of good times, if you know what I mean. In your possession, its red velvet curtains will undoubtedly rustle, giving off a gentle perfume of weed while whispering secrets of music history.

Despite earlier reports, the coach wasn’t Nelson’s personal bus — it belonged to Willie’s best friend, tour manager, and drummer Paul English. The bus, called Me & Paul, was part of a fleet including Honeysuckle Rose, Warrior, and Red-Headed Stranger. While Willie spent most of his time on the Honeysuckle Rose, he did ride Me & Paul to play dominoes, according to a former bus driver.

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It features stained-glass windows and a big-ass eagle on the back, if that’s your sort of thing.

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Plus, there’s room for eight, so plenty of space for your app startup cofounders. Maybe you could convert the four A/C roof units to run on solar power?