1. The Green Life goes on

    Enviro-hottie (and sleazy pick-up artist) Adrian Grenier will soon be bringing an eco-entourage to the Discovery Channel for a series about greening the homes of “regular folks.” Quick, look regular!

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  2. Bless me, Goracle, for I have sinned

    Bono on Gore: “It’s like being with an Irish priest. You start to confess your sins. Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter; I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star. I’m going to kick the habit. I’m trying, Father Al.”

  3. New CIA campus [redacted]

    We spy … something green. We’d tell you more, but then we’d have to kill you.

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  4. 30 Seconds to Greenland

    Jared Leto took his so-called band to the Arctic Circle to film a video for their single “A Beautiful Lie.” Also beautiful? Jordan Catalano. We miss high school.

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  5. Good sportsmanship

    Large men in tight tights go green on Sunday, competing with daredevil snowboarders and a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model for eco-cred points. Cheer ’em on, athletic supporters!

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