1. Bauer beware

    He’s survived 20 months of torture in a Chinese prison, thwarted presidential assassination attempts, disarmed nuclear bombs, and saved Kiefer Sutherland’s career. Did you doubt he’d eventually take on global warming? Clearly, you don’t know Jack.

  2. Bottled rage

    We heard it through the grapevine that Brangelina may be purchasing an eco-friendly winery in Europe. Which should come in handy the next time they talk politics.

    Photo: Lester Cohen/ Variety via WireImage.com

  3. I used to be a cheating bastard

    A remarkable British design company has launched a line of recycled products that proudly announce what they used to be. We only wish future boyfriends came so clearly marked.

    Image courtesy of Remarkable

  4. Sisters act

    Environmental activism may not be what you’d consider a convent-ional religious calling. But we’re singing the praises of this sisterhood helping detox a Peruvian town and a former nun in the habit of creating a little heaven on earth.

    Photo: iStockphoto

  5. The simpleton life

    You know green has jumped the shark when Paris Hilton says she wants to “save our earth from all this, you know, pollution.” But who will save our earth from all this, you know, vapid celebrity bandwagonry?

    Photo: Mark Sullivan/ WireImage.com

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