Bill Nye is great for many, many things: Getting kids into science, putting deflated balls in perspective for a Tom Brady-hating America, and reminding women garbed entirely in Lululemon that “the universe” is, in fact, not there to help them make their life decisions.

Ladies, let’s not rely on “the universe” to tell us what to do with our lives. First of all, attributing crucial life changes to nebulous, mystical forces is the definition of insanity; and second of all, the universe has zero fucks to give about your ex-boyfriend — it’s too busy being wildly beautiful and complicated.